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MAKE YOUR MICROWAVE CLEAN AGAIN, AGAIN!! Believe me, the Angry POTUS is the absolute, best way to make your out of control and riotous microwave clean again, again. It's Huge. No cleaner has ever been able to clean your microwave as well as the angry potus microwave cleaner. You will be winning bigly when you use the angry potus as a microwave cleaner to disinfect, clean and soften stains for the easiest clean up ever. No Angry POTUS has ever cleaned a microwave as well as this one does. Everyone says it's true. This is not Fake new to get your POTUS to work: remove the amazing hair and head from the body. Add white wine vinegar (not apple cider vinegar—it’s a loser in the microwave) to the fill lines and replace head and amazing hair parts. Place in microwave on Medium-High for 3 minutes and the allow to stand for an additional 2 minutes. Now, you will win bigly when you use your sponge to wipe the microwave clean. You are winning and have made your microwave clean again, again. If you don't use Angry potus to clean your microwave you are a loser and weak. It would be sad if you didn't have the angry potus to clean tough stains out of your microwave. It does a fantastic job. **Disclaimer: the use of any name, image or likeness of another is strictly for the purposes of satire. no Endorsement or Association with any persons, public figures or organizations is implied. **Hat not included.
Make microwaves clean again! Using a sponge alone is for haters and losers - doesn't get rid of microwave messes fast enough. You need me to get the job done.
A dirty microwave is the greatest threat in the US. Fake and Corrupt News claims that fictional 'dirty stove tops' are worse. NOT TRUE!
ANGRY POTUS does a great job! I am very proud of me. I'm getting rid of dirty microwaves faster than anyone before me.The Fake News Media won't tell you how great ANGRY POTUS is at cleaning your microwave. SO SAD!
The media has been speculating that it is impossible to clean a dirty microwave – FAKE NEWS! No one else has the guts to clean your microwave like Angry Potus - I do a tremendously good job.
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